Accessible Gardening: Accessible Gardening: #5 - still laughing with joy, 1 by seacanepain

seacanepain wrote:
Sheesh! What’s the good of being able to talk once a year if everyone in the house is asleep? Lucky for me, I spend a lot of time lounging by the boss ladies desk and I’ve figured out how this machine works.
How you been Elvis? Heard you have a new pup to train. Hope that’s going well. I know how trying they can be. Fenny is a bit of a spoiled brat and still gets too hyper. I have to correct her rude behavior and remind her I am still alpha dog around here on a regular basis. I see your cat, Dogwood, is looking good and still a public figure. I continue to see that Fenny keeps the local bobcats out of Dogwood’s catnip patch at Amargia. The night cold bothers my old bones so I need to spend evenings inside. I guess you could say I’m management now.
Staying warm, I hope, Dillon? Heard you got more cats living at your place. Just don’t let your human catch you pulling their tails or growling at them. (Even if they do deserve it.) Humans just don’t understand cats will take over completely, if you don’t take them down a notch or two from time to time. (No offense, Mr. D., but you know kittens need to learn at least a little humility.
Boss lady cooked a big bird today and will be cooking more big bird tomorrow. I hung out by the kitchen door and did the usual routine to get them to give me stuff. The big-sad-eyes method works best for me. Since the boss lady can’t see me, I throw some pathetic whines in when she is the one at the stove. I did well. Fenny focused in on the little people so she was able to stuff herself with cookies. Personally, I target the big humans. They are more likely to give you the good stuff, meat and cheese. That crazy pup loves peanut butter cookies though and little people are the best source of those. She clowns around to convince people to give her treats. Rather undignified, but you have to be practical about these things. .
Well, I think I’ll go across the road and chat with my neighbor the mule, while I still can. He tells some interesting stories. Have a delicious Christmas and take good care of your humans during the coming year. Talk with you next Christmas Eve. Wishing you all the blessings, peace, ear scratches and good eats the Season can bring. TaterDog
P.S.: Miss Carrie, since you don't have a furr-friend to do it for you, I would suggest growling at this PCA.