Rural Gardening: Greetings from Sunny California!, 1 by DrDoolotz

DrDoolotz wrote:
Dear Catscan:

Henrietta is an absolute scamp. I thought i had done a better job raising her than that. She has been unduly influenced by some of the rowdier members of the Moxon poultry clan (MPC). She wrote me a note to say that she had been to Bakersfield and picked tomatoes....I was just floored. Pullet camp may be the only option. Tough Love and all that. On the other hand, my family has it on reliable authority that we are very distantly related to Sir Francis Drake. She may have picked up some of the adventurer genetics, and you know, we wouldn't know that the world wasn't flat if it wasn't for those early explorers. I am loath to entirely dull her adventurous spirit. Perhaps under your tutelage, and the advice of the armadillo and gargoyle, she may come to develop in more predictable and useful ways?

I must be truthful though....just today, I heard rumblings in the MPC when they didn't know I was there. Seems they are planning a second stowaway to Lodi. I was befuddled, and then I listened more closely. There was discussion regarding "the truck" and "long trips" and "many states" and all that sort of thing. I have a feeling....there may be a plan to send a stowaway to ZZ. Of course, I have no idea how they would accomplish that because of course I don't have any packages going to her...

Really, just look at this motley crew. How on earth do I control them?