Insect and Spider Identification: CLOSED: Can you help me identify what this creepy crawler is?, 1 by tweberglass

tweberglass wrote:
This bug crawled out form under the couch last night while I was sitting on the floor at my brothers house last night. It was easily 2 inches long and was very fat. It was about an inch across in the abdomen. It head was very big and alien looking. It did not move very quickly but I was pretty freaked out to find him. My girlfriend screamed louder then I have ever heard her scream. I have a few more pictures of the front and back but I think I can only upload one at a time. I live in California near San Francisco for help identification purposes.