Rural Gardening: Murder @ the Inn, 1 by InnBetween

InnBetween wrote:
I put a really good scare crow with a flag on a stick that looks like it's being held by the scare crow and no murders today! Praise God.
I guess I need to keep moving it around. Now. Anyone got a remidy for a gator? My crazy red neck neighbor put a baby gator in her pond ( 2 ponds over from ours) and now the thing is 6 ft long and in my pond. I am afraid for my french bulldogs. Red necks from hell! (with money) put the thing in their pond then fed it frozen chickens and jet skied around it. The woman is a local DJ and bragged about it on the radio. Some people's children.