Specialty Gardening: The flowerpot Cafe' XLV (is that right, 14?), 1 by haighr

haighr wrote:
Now, I know we are in the middle of the bazaar, but please allow me to introduce Madame Woodonthewall. She has been a member of our family for many years since my mother passed. We have become so fond of her that she now adorns herself with my mother’s favorite jewelry. We have been talking about the café and all the wonderful folks involved in its creation and development and maintenance and she is quite interested in helping us out. She herself has suggested becoming our hostess (with the mostest). She is very elegant and well bred and a class act, not stuffy nor stuck up at all. We call her Woodsy and she would love for all of us to call her that as well. She would happily greet customers, get them comfortably seated or just give them a tour of our facility. In addition she would be proud to serve our latte and other hor dourves (horsey durveys).

Don’t worry she doesn’t smoke, that is just one of her fetishes, she loves to carry a cigarette holder. It has diamonds (well rhinestones, but she doesn’t know that) going down the side of the holder. Kinda of an actual part of her that she just won’t give up.

Now I must emphasize, Woodsy does draw the line at certain things. She does not do windows, nor dishes (she can’t put down the cigarette holder), she does NOT dance on the tables but will introduce our entertainers. She doesn’t lift heavy items, but she is happy to do some light gardening on the terrace (which by the way is through the door to her right). She can’t work early mornings as it does take some time to do that hairdo of hers and get that makeup on and no late evenings as she needs her beauty sleep. She is available all afternoons, early evenings until about 9pm and occasionally on the weekends.

So what do you think, give her a big welcome? She may even purchase a few items here at the bazaar and is willing to work the cash register for us!