Northeast Gardening: Spring marriages, 1 by 2zeus

2zeus wrote:
Too much work, I think. Maybe if they came with a little tap in the side?

My favourite food horror story is the day I was helping a friend clean out kitchen cupboards, and found a slice of individually wrapped "cheese food" still in its wrapping; it had turned into a piece of clear plastic. Pliable, and not something that would prompt one to think, "I'm going to eat this!"

But then, what's "cheese food" anyway???