General Discussion & Chat: Best/Worse/What did I learn today? Part 13, 1 by Sharran

Sharran wrote:
Hi, I am Jazz, you can see my picture below. My person is Sharon, aka Shar, and she was out watering flowers this morning, came in, (I was watching out the window for her), sat down at this wonderful little screen that has pictures and words and moving arrows that I like to look at too......so I hopped up in her lap just as I always do. Tapped her on her nose, on her cheek, looked at her with my very sweetest I love you face, and she said, Off, Jazz....I'm too hot to play!!! Now isn't that the pits??? But soon as she got up to leave, i read all your posts and thought I would answer for her.
Tangie, I can't decide if I want to come live with you or with Betty. You are both such sweet ladies, i am sure you would let me play with you all day. On the other hand, you have dogs, Tangie...and I am not sure about BIG dogs, and Betty you have a water garden, and though I like to drink it, not sure I want to swim in it. I tend to be a little clumsy....my mother was reading your posts after she made me get down from her lap, and I was bored so I decided to hop upon the kitchen table to see what was there. Accidentally landed on a little thing of bugle beads....she uses them for pendants, you see......and the whole thing flipped over, landed everywhere. She came running, and I ran in the other direction. Boy was she yelling.
she has calmed down now, I think, but the air turned a bit blue when she yelled.
so OK, now I am back to deciding if I am going to run away from home or not, trouble is, I don't want to go outside, too hot, too dry, too many dogs and tooo many other cats. Inside I just have Daisy, my big friend....who is in the picture with me. Daisy never goes outside, so I think i won't either. But your yards are lovely, and your flowers are much like those I see out my window here. so maybe I will just stay where I am for awhile.
My mother told you earlier that I hitched a ride underneath an SUV and survived a 20 mile ride on the interstate just to get to her, so she probably would be unhappy if I left. I only weighed 1 pound when i got her, but i am quickly catching up with Daisy. If I could only stay out of trouble.
Now here is a picture of Daisy and me. Daisy is 3 years old, and I am only 4 months........btw, Daisy is the tuxedo cat, and I am the ginger one with the fluffy tail. My mom says I have a squirrel tail......not funny! I don't like squirrels.
so....as my mom says, Betty don't overdo, please....
Love the hibiscus photo, love the blueberries, do not love Tangie's dog, but do like your long winding driveway.........and I love all your wonderful words. Have a wonderful day...all of you.
my mom will be back later after we have resolved all our differences....
Love, Jazz