Beginner Gardening: Aliens in my soil..., 1 by Pinger42

Pinger42 wrote:
Hello...it's me. I'm sure you all were very concerned, but I am A-OK...It was a tough battle but nonetheless, I prevailed. Never once did my preserverance waver...because I knew I had a mission. A mission to inform all future gardeners that there will be times when the soil traveled on, will not be friendly. So do not despair my fellow freaks of nature...for I will never think twice to step forward...into the unknown, to moil in the soil fearlessly...to capture the..."Aliens of the Soil"...
Anyone rolling up their pant legs yet?

Ok...let's hear it! What is it???
By the way...I was too close and it's blurry. But I took about 27 pictures, so if you need another one, I can send it.