Tropicals & Tender Perennials: I'm throwing in the towel...., 1 by chunx

chunx wrote:
I'm only gone for 24 hours and you people are craving me. I haven't felt this wanted since my stale little muffin crumb Jeanette asked me to the prom. I do have a life, you know. I was stretched out in my Bark-o-Lounger watching the Brady Bunch and Love Boat marathons on TV. For me, there is nothing like sitting in my recliner wearing only my underwear, the remote in one hand and a joint - I mean beer in the other. Pull out the TV tray and have a nice Banquet pot pie and Spam and mayo sandwich on Wonder bread. Now them is good eatins. The only thing missing was a nice cold dish of lime Jello with marshmallows.

I know a lot of you wonder if I'm trying to pull a fast one on you, but nothing could be further from the truth. So to prove it to you, I'm willing to let you all rent my highrise oceanview condo here in San Diego for half of what it normally goes for. I don't use it often, so it's usually available with a little notice. Sorry, no pets, but children are more than welcome as long as they're over 21. Attached is a pic of my home away from home. Come enjoy the fresh ocean air.