Tropicals & Tender Perennials: I'm throwing in the towel...., 1 by chunx

chunx wrote:
Jeanette - My cute little undies wedgie, you assume way too much. I'm actually much lazier than you can visualize. However, I must correct you on one thing....I did get that waterfall to work, it's just keeping it working that's a pain. I have to clean the stupid filter every single day, and toots, cleaning is not my forte. In reality, I pretty much only do what I like to do and very few things I don't like to do. Life is short, why spend it cooking, cleaning, being a nice and wholesome person, gutting poor little Bambi, etc. I do like to garden, but I mainly grow tropicals and lots of them. You said I couldn't get my brugs to bloom. You take that back! In the past, I've had tons of blooms except for that stinking HG thing.

Yes, I actually cook, but very seldom. When I have guests over, I usually make a brisket in a cooking bag (Sidney and I exchanged recipes), and the rest of the meal consists of baked potatoes and other assorted easy stuff. I've only put 14 of my friends in the hospital so far. One died, but I didn't like her anyway and her husband even thanked me. Most of the people don't so much come back for the food, they come back because of my charming and sparkling personality. For myself, I will fry up some chicken gizzards because there is no place here that has them and I mean no place. The rest is carry-out, frozen, or I go to restaurants a lot. So there, how you under-estimated me.

My mom has a sense of humor much like mine without the twisted part. My twistedness came from my dad. Now that I've discovered that both you and 2pugs are both evil, mean, and hateful (qualities I extremely admire in my friends), that's probably why we get along.

You're asking for a pic of my yard again? I thought I posted that once before. But since you're such a demanding force (which turns me on), your wish is my command. Here it is: