Specialty Gardening: Miracle Grow add, 1 by chunx

chunx wrote:
Holy Beejeezus - I can't believe it. I almost spit up my Pepsi while reading this from that forum when asked, "How are you grinding up the bones?"

Reply: "I used to put them in a cement mixer with medium stones and large stones and turn it on for an hour."

I think I'm going to go buy a bunch of used cement mixers and sell them on eBay. I can see it now, "Bone Cruncher - A Must Have for the Serious Gardener. Don't toil with old cremated animal bones any longer. Our exclusive BONE CRUNCHER will do the trick in no time. Why use a hammer and a plastic grocery bag? No folks, the BONE CRUNCHER will handle even the largest animal bones and turn them to a fine powder faster than you can gut and dismember a squirrel. Turn those pesky hard bones into a useful and organic soil additive. How many times have you come across roadkill and passed it by because you didn't want to slave over beating it's bones to smithereens? With the BONE CRUNCHER, simply leave roadkill in the sun for a few days and then toss it our mixer with a few large rocks. Turn on the machine and within a few hours, voila....freshly powdered bones for your garden. Don't wait folks, get the BONE CRUNCHER now! And so affordable too. Stones, roadkill, bones, and a strong stomach not included."