Accessible Gardening: #21 Practical Matters for Phsically Challenged Gardeners, 1 by Agavegirl1

Agavegirl1 wrote:
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\'Mater porn. Send it to Porn Hub (actual website and free if anyone cares) and start a new category of \'mater money shots\'! LOL. Maybe I\'ll get vegetable pop ups on my computer and kinky advertisements involving eggplants. :D

Got an interesting pop up (in more than one way) this morning.

Funny story on how I know about Porn Hub and your morning laugh:

Have a Swedish-Russian friend with a very Nordic name. Problem with his name is that it is the EXACT SAME name of a German citizen but Nordic born gay, male porn star who is rather notorious for extreme and outrageous acts! ROFL.

My friend said his e.-mails were getting clogged with \'movie\' and \'script\' offers and \'pictures\' of his would be costars. He had to constantly e.-mail them back telling them he was NOT the same guy as the middle initial is different and NO he is not interested in making movies but thank you for the offer.

My response was, \"Well why not consider spending all kinds of money to fly to Germany*? Although your assets would be spread thin you could still make ends meet from the money you bent over backwards to earn.\" (Think about it....it\'s gay porn!) ROFL POUND FISTS LAUGH TILL STOMACH HURTS.
Also I asked if he suddenly \"developed some outrageous craving for Weiner schnitzel and Swedish meatballs.\" ROFL!!!

(* Germany has no issue with porn and a great deal is made and comes from there and Eastern Europe)

Of course since curiosity kills this cat had to check this \'star\' out. I won\'t make comments about his person but in terms of the things he does......HOLLLLLY COW.. Uh pretty extreme hardcore stuff. Not just gay porn but the guy is a real freak beyond all human measure (unintended) with some of the things he does and has done to him!

Even Dave shook his head and went, \"That just aint right\".

I get some very interesting \'pop ups\' (unintended) on the computer every now and then. Told Dave there\'s one or two pictures I just may save of this guy and use as screen savers. Perhaps I can multi post pictures and split my screen between the \'mater image and Mr. porn star. :D LOL

Hey at least every day I can be surprised, awed and amazed by Mr. super freak and have a good tickle from the \'maters. Hey something has got to go up on that screen since the RNC will be ending its circus soon. Presently have a real picture of a billboard up. It is Ted Cruz (known homophobe) and Trump in an embrace kissing. Caption reads \"Love Trumps Hate.\" ROFL POUND FISTS.

Here\'s my rant for the day:

Did anyone see Mr. Trump finally got his wall built? It was built around his star on Sunset Blvd (walk of fame) complete with barbed wire on top, and words like \'get out\' and \'unwelcome to America\' on the wall. ROFL POUND FISTS. (Unwelcome to America is a jab as when you enter America it says \'Bienvenidos al Mexico\'. Welcome to Mexico).

Speaking of which I never understood why that wall isn\'t being built across the Canadian border. You know...the place where the 7 terrorists who bombed the World Trade Center came in to our country. Yeah...that place up north that also supplies us with the largest amount of heroine in this country.

BTW they also own half of the real estate here in AZ which they leave vacant for 6 months at a time in every neighborhood and don\'t keep up the yards or the houses so nobody can buy houses or have their property values go up. Better yet they rent them out and make money that goes to them in Canada where they spend in Canada. Or they\'ll just flip the house for a profit and sell them out from under the people who are renting there giving the residents only 60 days notice or evict them.

Exact predicament my neighbors across the street are in. I am presently helping them with boxes, and a garage sale this weekend and house hunting and gave them the name of my real estate agent that helped us move. So I won\'t be around this weekend.

Oh these outstanding citizens from Canada also screwed Dave and I when we sold our house. They gave away a $175,000.00 house for $88, 000.00 simply to dump it and another one who \'vacationed\' next door to us put theirs up as a HUD home. Subsequently these things drove the value of our home down by over $30,000.00 and we made less than $10,000.00 profit instead of $60,000.00
Well after that down payment on our new house (smaller and cheaper) and paying the realtor and moving we made less than $1,800.00

Thank you Canada.

Don\'t know what the laws are where you live but in AZ you are not permitted to sell a house for more than the \'average\' property value of the homes in your subdivision even if you have someone willing to buy it at that price. Since we didn\'t own our home we couldn\'t do a \'for sale by owner\' asking for the full amount of the home\'s actual worth in cash.

I say build the wall across Canada/US border and keep these disgusting parasites out of America as they are destroying our housing market, housing values, turning good neighborhoods into ghettos and are spending American money in Canada.

Pure and simple trash and I avoid them when they\'re here. I\'m as rude as I can possibly be and try to discourage every one of those pieces of garbage from coming here by letting them know just how unwelcome they are and what I think of them.

I also never forget to thank them for letting those terrorists into the country due to their concern over national security. We should be dropping bombs on these people. I say build that wall across Canada and throw their asses over it. Set them on fire first. Maybe the whole country will burn.

Another good reason to hate them is 12 miles from my old house in Florence they own the rights to land and copper and are trying to open the Florence Copper Project. Well the parent company is guess what...Canadian! Taseko mines currently operating a few up there. Go to the NASDAQ REAL TIME STOCK QUOTES and look up the symbol TGB. Penny stock currently worth .62 cents a share.

Why is it worth .62 cents a share? Well 7 years ago it was small cap stock worth almost $6.00. Since these brilliant conservative job creators here in AZ who want to make America great again refuses to let them open (despite 3 out of 4 EPA, and AZ dept. of water and land control permission and grants and go aheads) and pitched a bitch over imaginary water concerns* over 1,000 ARIZONANS are NOT EMPLOYED in one of the biggest industries in this state. That being copper mining. (Our five \'c\'s: copper, cattle, cotton, citrus and canyon (grand canyon). So thank you conservative job creators!

Once again bravo on that job creation, way to go on creating tax revenue for schools (we rank 43 in the nation out of 50 btw) raising property values, getting people off of public assistance, letting them buy and own stock in a company, and bringing new industry to our state.

* Mr. Johnson owner of Johnson utilities owns the land and water rights in Florence and is at liberty to jack up your water bill arbitrarily according to his whim. He also does not live in Florence. He lives in Paradise Valley in an $8,000,000.00 home. Oh, he has also been cited with several millions of dollars of fines repeatedly by AZ dept of water and land and the EPA for polluting water, aquifers and ground reserves of water, destroying Saguaros and native plants that are nationally protected and Indian artifacts.)

Yep....can look all this stuff up on line. All facts. Oh...Casa Grande is not associated with Johnson Utilities so we\'re not being raped by him for substandard and dangerous water.

And we\'re worried about some Mexican pot dealers? (roll eyes). Since it is used here medicinally and state by state it is becoming legal for recreational use I don\'t understand why we don\'t establish trade with them.

What a booming cash crop, way to eliminate illegal drug trafficking, not clog up our prison system, discourage illegal immigrants as they would all have jobs as \'growers\' in their country, and both their and our economy and GDP would be off the charts.

Think of how many people pay thousands of dollars to go to Amsterdam for this privilege. What a loss of American tourism money, airline money and American hospitality worker money and depleting our economy of jobs, taxes and wages. Instead we rather outsource these things to the Netherlands. Great job on that job creation and bringing new industry to America. Bravo to those big business job creators right?

Naaaaah. Will never happen. That\'s this stuff is too intelligent and too liberal. I forget. I live in AZ. They\'re conservatives. They\'re job creators. They most certainly are going to make America great again.

Which brings me to the last thing. Major announcement:

I am going to Mexico in September. I am investigating living there in all earnestness in T.J., Ensenada, Rosarita, or Nogales. Same thing as America with American doctors, dentists, Taco Bell and KFC, people who speak Spanish and English, sell drugs, and commit crime. Just like home!!! Except Mexico\'s beaches are cleaner and their ocean and coral reef area is protected. And you can walk to San Diego. A post office box in America lets me keep dual citizenship. Perfect.

Dave does not care for this idea. I don\'t care. My best friend of 28 years said she\'s in. I will be scouting in earnest in September for places to live, requirements, job stuff, etc. etc. I want out of here even if it means the end of my marriage.

I\'m opting to go once I can figure everything out. He doesn\'t seem the least bit concerned or take me seriously. Oh well. His problem. I don\'t threaten. I do.

Besides I\'m sick of my family and his. Can\'t get far enough away from these people. Reason why I live 2 time zones away to begin with. (Could rant forever about that but few posts back Bets got a good idea. Tip of the ice burg).

I\'ll miss Zoe. :( . My little Arhart. That one will hurt. I\'ll miss Wise Cactus too.

I have a friend down there in San Ysidro, Baja CA, MX though who can help me a bit. I can speak, read and write Spanish quite well and got no problem picking vegetables. I\'m sure I\'ll be just fine. Tonisha my best friend has opened and ran several businesses of her own and she and I can get something easy and low key going in San Diego. She had a cash only janitorial service and undercut the competition and snapped up all the local contracts. :D :D I have a business and marketing degree. I am also able to teach English in MX. Looked up the qualifications. :D

See one problem down. Can scratch employment off the list.

As for the AF and security again hate to disappoint you. Our national security is a joke manufactured by the hyper industrial military complex to keep us perpetually at war and to fuel the big commodities and fossil fuel industries and make the Koch Brothers richer. Oh wait...is that possible. They already own everything including America.

Route 79. That was 15 miles from my home in Florence. It was also the Rd that Florence Correctional Center was on (prison where I worked.) I had to drive up Hunt Hwy. When Hunt ended it \"T\"d. You could only go left or right on Rt. 79. Right at the intersection was guess what? YUMA PROVING GROUND. The place where they develop, test and fly all the experimental air craft for the AF.

At the T in the road there is nothing but a swing gate like you\'d see on a farm. About 3 feet tall and with a lower and top bar and a lower bar and a middle bar. Pretty much looked like a metal split rail fence. Said YUMA in the middle. Had a rusted pad lock on it. LOL

No signs or warnings posted. No barb wire. No guard tower. No patrol. No cameras. No people. If you can get over a split rail fence then you can get over the gate.

I used to go there regularly to do photos of the plants, Saguaros and mountains. Walked around for hours toting a camera. Saw the base. I know they saw me. They could care less. Made many trips there. They could care less. Ignored me completely as I roamed around shooting photos.

Don\'t believe me? Come for a visit. I\'ll give you a tour of the Yuma Proving Grounds. Maybe if we ask real nice they\'ll show us what they\'re working on.

I am also done on DG. Puzzled as to why my subscription is still running on all these other forums. Guess they gave it to me for free? *shrug*

So if everyone wants to hang here fine. If not lets all coral and go to ATP.

Songs for the day: I\'m on a Mexican Radio by Wall of Voodoo
And in honor of politics: Ship of Fools by World Party.