Accessible Gardening: #13 Practical Matters for Physically Challenged Gardeners , 0 by Sansai87

Sansai87 wrote:
Hi Dillon, Scoot, Willie, Zuzu, Pookie, Jenny and all the gang. It’s Fenny. You know how it goes, we get the gift of speech once a year and there is no one awake to talk to. Everybody is asleep here, even Tater. (The old dingbat exhausted herself playing with that creepy tree. Trees should not talk! Even on Christmas, that just ain’t right.) Since we can communicate via the computer anytime we can slip it passed our monkeys, being able to talk ain’t the big deal it once was. I’ll let the old alpha sleep. She always goes on and on about her toys and her tennis ball collection when she can talk. I will enjoy a year without having to listen to all that to be honest. I’ve never understood the appeal of a plushy toy squirrel when I can go outside and chase the real deal. Maybe, one of you can explain the game of fetch to me. My intelligence has been called into question because I don’t play fetch. I figure it this way. If some mangy monkey throws a ball, that mangy monkey should be the one to go and get it. And, if I do go to the trouble of going to get the ball, it seems only right to me that I should get to keep the ball. Scant fur and opposable thumbs don’t always make the monkey rational. I’m sure none of you needed me to tell you that.
Well, I just wanted to touch base and wish you guys a happy holiday. Sounds like you and Scoot lucked out this year, Dillon. It’s ham and crackers for me. As long as they keep my water bowl full and don’t smear all that fruit and sweet stuff all over a perfectly good pig, I’ll be happy.
Better go. There is a bobcat I’ve got a few choice words for before the magic is gone. Hope Santa Paws does right by all of you. Yeah, even you Miss Kitty. Peace on Earth and all that. `Fenrira’
Hey, no laughing! You all know you would have done it too for a big bowl of milk. I wouldn’t sit still for it until they gave me the much cooler looking “Bah Humbug” hat. I do have my standards. –F-