Beginner Gardening: What is your favorite garden sign?, 0 by Happenstance

Happenstance wrote:
Here's one of my favorites:

Gossip In The Garden

"Good Morning Glory, what's the Four-O'Clock news?"

Johnny-Jump-Up lost his shoes.
Black-Eyed Susan has her eye on you.
And the Tulips want a kiss or two.
Iris just wants Rose to know,
Sweet William is her favorite beau.
Bizzy Lizzy took her Butcher's Broom
and chased the Cattails round the room.
Poor Weeping Willow isn't feeling well
And Hollyhocked her Chiming Bell.

Yesterday Daisy cut off Adam's Beard,
Then whispered Forget-Me-Not in Elephant's ear.

Today a Texas Ranger knocked at my door,
Creeping Jenny found a Naked Lady lying on the floor.

Tomorrow who knows what gossip there'll be,
The Flowers are from such a large family,
Let's talk again soon,
"Good Day-Lily."