Pacific Northwest Gardening: January Seed Swap Event-A Closer Look, 0 by PNWMountainGirl

PNWMountainGirl wrote:
Lynn's hat.

My hat's design is influenced by a special aircraft. The green jets are are special jet thrusts to get me where I want to go, especially useful in case of an unpleasant abduction. The middle portion of the hat is the detachable beanie, which serves a dual purpose. It protects the brain from unwanted radiation that is bombarding us everyday, and it can be used as a reservoir to collect precious water in case of a disaster. The brim offers protection to the face and eyes in case of too much sun in the garden, and it will shield the eyes when encountering visiting spacecraft. The colorful top knot camouflages the built in receiver/transmitter, and blends in with the garden flowers.
The ribbon helps hold the hat in place when being jet propelled, and when tugged, a parachute pops out to enable a perfect soft landing, which one can walk away from.

This message was edited Jan 31, 2010 1:31 PM