Pacific Northwest Gardening: January Seed Swap Event-A Closer Look, 0 by PNWMountainGirl

PNWMountainGirl wrote:
Gwen's hat.

The solar powered (centrally-located cellophane solar panel) TV cap is perfect for both earthly and other-worldly TV viewing.
During dark periods (certain lunar, black hole, and PNW locations, there is a lavender back-up windmill which does an excellent job of harnessing the wind to power your TV cap.
Snack and drink dispensers (including a special dispenser for holiday snacks) assure one will have their favorite snacks and beverage close at hand. Merely press on a snack, and out it pops! Water? Beer? Wine? We gotcha covered! Press on your beverage of choice and it will be dispensed through the flexible straw.
A copper antenna assures reception at all locations, no matter the galaxy.
Decorative as well as functional headlights provide light should you need to consult your intergalactic TV Guide.
Last, but not least, a fabulous fuchsia bow provides the perfect fashion statement for your trendy TV top hat!


This message was edited Jan 31, 2010 12:19 PM