Pacific Northwest Gardening: Shaking My Head, 0 by Rarejem

Rarejem wrote:
A swimming pool slide! He even mocked it up for me before I got home as a surprise! Isn't this a lovely addition to my garden? Not only does it end about 2 1/2 feet in the air so if I were to actually use it I would probably break my neck, but it also makes it a bearcat to mow that area!

Fortunately, I was able to think really fast and told him how absolutely sweet that was of him, but instead of an escape route for my sunning area, I would love to use it to make my waterfall that will eventually be flowing down my terrace. Whew....saved without hurt feelings!