Trees, Shrubs and Conifers: Amelanchier "Autumn Brilliance", 0 by Decumbent

Decumbent wrote:
VerdantVista,

Well, I knew all along that it was only a question of time before you lost all respect for my landscaping skills. Actually, it took far longer than I ever thought it would. If you could see me now, you would see me actually kicking myself for putting that bucket under the sprinkler thing out there so hastily. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid!

Well, in my shame, I will live up to my promise and post this picture of the greatest sprinkler ever. The Martha Stewart masterpiece made of painted high carbon steel, assembled overseas by underage macaques, and sold at KMart for a pittance. So, if I must go down, I go down swinging, this thing makes a soaker hose look just plain silly. Note the simplicity. Note not a single moving part! Note the always predictable and never erring spray pattern. Note the genious of two prongs to stick into the earth. Never in this world has such perfect functionality been observed before.

Okay, no more. I'm going off to bed to sulk and watch the history channel until I fall asleep.

Scott